It's been far too long...

Since we last spoke, a lot has changed. Here are some highlights:

Me and the boys traveled up to Canada and back.
We said hello to our new bassist John.
You can see him below. Our friend Christina took some snazzy snaps of us. We look like shit and smell the part.
Andy left us for 2 months to play guitar for Internal Affairs in Europe, Japan and Australia.
While Cory visited bot flies and deer ticks in Africa.
Tony Blair left Parliament.
I broke my hand on Lee's face.
Jesus returned and sits in front of a Home Depot.




We've got a lot to be looking forward to now. We'll be hitting the pavement with our old pals in Trash Talk and Hour of the Wolf. Familiar faces will travel with us all over the continental United States. Of course, we hope to come across new faces as well. I mean that in a very non-lewd way. Or do I?
August 5th we'll kick off the jams with the help of all our Tucson Arizonian brethren. They may be spawns of gnarwhals, but they know how to party.
While we're on the coast of East, we'll be recording a couple songs with Mr. Kurt (from Converge fame) at God City Studios. These little numbers will be etched into vinyl for a split spinning disc with HOTW. We are just pleased as punch to be teaming up with these talented lads. Many thanks to Ryan and THINK FAST! records, who'll will be releasing said record.
As for now, I have a date with the porcelain throne... this burrito ain't sittin' right.